There are some things you simply can’t un-hear…
1. “Face primer? Seriously, who needs that?”
2. “There’s no point paying for a spray tan when you can just do it at home yourself.”
3. “I just do my own nails.”
4. “I just went for a run, hope it’s still okay to do my massage.”
5. “This product doesn’t have a price on it, so I guess it’s free.”
6. “I know it’s last minute, but can I extend my back massage to a full body?”
7. “Wait, so you paint nails and do makeup for a living? What a cruisy job!”
8. “These tootsies haven’t seen daylight in a long time, so they’re gunna be pretty rough.”
9. “I shave my eyebrows off and draw them on, they look so much better that way.”
10. “I’ve gone with a more affordable option.”
11. “I don’t believe in spending money on beauty services, I’m just not that vain.”
12. “So when are you going to get a real job?”
13. “I wash my face with soap.”
14. “Exfoliation? What’s that?”
15. “I think this eyeliner pencil’s about five years old, but makeup never expires anyway so it doesn’t matter.”
16. “There’s no difference between regular nail polish and Shellac.”
17. “No offence, but beautifying people’s eyebrows isn’t exactly rocket science.”
Have your say: What’s the most infuriating thing anyone’s said about your job?